Wednesday, March 18, 2009

PENIS FACTS


The percentage of Women who think length matters ... 21%
The percentage of Women who think girth matters ...33%
22% ... the percentage of men who describe their penis as large.
The airspeed of ejaculate - 45km/h
There are 275 million sperm in the average ejaculation

The Average Penis

15cm - average length when erect
8.75cm - average length of a flaccid penis

71% of women think men are too concerned with the size and shape of their penis
1/3 to 1 teaspoon - the amount of semen in each ejaculation


Ladies and Gentlemen ... i'd love your comments, what do you think matters ? Size, Girth or Technique ??
I'd go for technique every time

Remenber the quote ...

When you make your mark in the World...
watch out for guys with big erasers


Kisses
Kim xx

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

LIFE


life is too short
grudges are a waste of perfect happiness
laugh when you can
apologise when you should
and let go of what you can't change
love deeply and forgive quickly
take chances, give everything
and have no regrets
life is too short to be unhappy
you have to take the good with the bad
smile when you're sad
love what you've got
and always remember what you had
always forgive but never forget
learn from your mistakes
but never regret
people change, and things go wrong
but always remember
life goes on !!!

How to Look Sexy Naked


10 Ways to Look and Feel Sexy Naked


1. Smile
2. Trim the Topiary - you will feel much Sexier after a date with the Wax Pot or Razor. There is nothing more offputting than to see an untrimmed topiary peeking from the edges of your lace panties ! Opt for a Bikini Trim, a 'Runway' or go for a full Brazilian ! A smooth pussy feels soooo Sexy (for you and him).
3.Exfoliate, exfoliate, exfoliate ... moisturize, moisturize, moisturize !!
4. Invest in a bottle of Gradual Sunless Tanning Moisturizer. This will give a bronzed glow to your skin and diminish flaws such as cellulite and stretch marks.
5. Wear high heels, strippers know best ! a pair of 'Killer Heels' will make your legs look incredible !
6. Light Candles, create a soft glow to the bedroom.
7. See yourself as the 'goddess' you are, throw out self loathing , look yourself in the mirror and tell yourself you are a Sex Kitten
8.Invest in Sexy Lingerie, go shopping, ask Kim for advice, a sexy pair of lacy french knickers will make your bum look fabulous, buy a lacy push-up bra, think suspenders and stockings ... I think it is sometimes sexier to be 'almost naked'
9. Dim the lights and put on some music you love, sway your hips and walk sexily over to your Lover ...
10.Smile, stay in the moment and enjoy !!


Kisses
Kim xx