10 REASONS A VIBRATOR IS BETTER THAN A MAN

10 Reasons a Vibrator is Better than a Man



1.They stay hard all night long

2.They go as fast or as slow as you want them to

3.They can Multitask

4.They are eternally faithful

5.They don't demand an early morning cup of coffee or 'BJ'

6.They're up for it , no matter what time of the night it is ,,, or state they're in

7.They don't make you visit their mother

8.They don't make you swallow and then refuse to kiss you !!

9.They don't make comments about the size of your best friends chest

10.They don't endlessly watch Foxtell Sports

WHY WOMEN WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED

"No Woman will ever be truely Satisfied

Because ... no man

will ever have a

CHOCOLATE Penis

That ejaculates

MONEY" !!!


.... ALTHOUGH HE COMES VERY CLOSE !!!

SEX BOMB

For those Ladies that enjoy Ice Skating ....



... so who is coming skating with me this weekend ?

COCK PUPPETS

Introducing the Vixen Condom Cock Puppets ....




Vixen condoms are a new charity condom brand, available in Australia and New Zealand, designed with women in mind.

We started by talking to young women, who told us that they wanted to get rid of the macho imagery and writhing naked people on cardboard boxes. So Vixen condoms come in a discrete, attractive tin that fits in your purse and doesn't scream 'Condoms!!!'. The individual condom wrappers are also fingernail-friendly and very easy to open ... an important consideration when time is of the essence.

$1 from every pack of Vixen condoms goes to the Marie Stopes Sex Appeal ~ which helps to provide essential sexual and reproductive health services in developing countries in the Asia and Pacific region ... so next time you're stocking up, consider 'doing it for charity' ;-)

Secrets From the Boudoir proudly supplies Vixen Condoms

Vixen condoms - $9.95 for 12

BUY NOW - go to Products/Lubricants

A LETTER TO THE EASTER BUNNY

Dear Easter Bunny

I know you may have heard a rumour that I have been a naughty girl ... but I just can't help myself !

I really don't mean to tease the boys - I just can't help myself when I am wearing my Sexy Francoise Lace Embroidered Corset, and I bend over to adjust my Sheer Black Stockings... or when I reach for something up high and innocently reveal my White Crotchless Boyleg Panties !

You understand ... don't you?

I am trying so hard to be good for you ...

Maybe I could try and explain when you visit me on Easter Morning ?

I could share a little glass of Bubbly with you and I could tell you all about the Workshop I did with Kim last week ? ... the Workshop was only $50.00 and you would not believe what I discovered ....

Mr Easter Bunny, I'm not really into Easter Eggs .. but maybe ...you could leave a bottle of Valentino's Chocolate Kahlua Body Paint in my basket .. mmm... imagine what i could do with that ?

I was also thinking of a Special little Egg i saw ... it is called a Wireless Remote Controlled Egg, it is pale pink, and Kim told me that it VIBRATES , it also has a remote control , so my partner can decide how much pleasure I get !

Please Mr Easter Bunny , I promise I will try to behave myself for the next few days. ( but think of all the fun I will be missing out on ?)

I do hope you will fill my basket.

I will even leave ourt a carrot for you.

Love
Roxy xxxxxxxx