Sunday, April 19, 2009

10 REASONS A VIBRATOR IS BETTER THAN A MAN



10 Reasons a Vibrator is Better than a Man



1.They stay hard all night long

2.They go as fast or as slow as you want them to

3.They can Multitask

4.They are eternally faithful

5.They don't demand an early morning cup of coffee or 'BJ'

6.They're up for it , no matter what time of the night it is ,,, or state they're in

7.They don't make you visit their mother

8.They don't make you swallow and then refuse to kiss you !!

9.They don't make comments about the size of your best friends chest

10.They don't endlessly watch Foxtell Sports

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